A+crime+story!

There once was a detective who was male, who was a male and hes name was Justin. He was a very famous detective or at least he thought he started out as a rookie but the minute he walked outside there was millions of paparazzi.He didn't understand but he like it! He had solved millions of crimes or at least it felt like it?Hes next crime was like nothing he'd ever seen before...It all started when he got a folder and hes client was Mr. and Mrs. Moe the case said "Missing Dallelomba Vase". So first place he went was the Moe's house he asked them about where they last saw it who was here last who could of stole it all the basic questions. All they said was we were to cracked up on crack to remember what we were doing! So he had nothing to work off nothing to do! As he had lost hope he was walking outside he notice a weird Gardner which we all know that any weird guy is a suspect! Case Closed! So he hand cuffed him brought him inside and said "I caught the villain here they looked confused and said are you sure? He said yes for there I'm Justin the Great! but ,but the Gardner wasn't here the night it went missing said Mr. Moe. Justin frowned. Then he said but I thought you said you were cracked up? Yes, Yes but that was after 6 we remember giving him the day off! He was sweating like a pig. Probably cause it was hot in here? Yay that was it. So if it wasn't the Gardner then there was only one solution and then Mr. Moe spoke up and said I have something to say...I don't have any dallelomba vase we just wanted to meet Justin Beiber! Then everything was spinning around him was beening played he was going crazy! Then he realized that he was in a trailer they had a pet rat and the Gardner was a ho bo! He ran outside and there was paparazzi of course he burst out crying lights were flashing everywhere and he couldn't see anything so he ran out in the street and got over by a bus. THE END!