It all started December 22nd the family were celebrating Lois's birthday, they were giving her presents when something happened, Brian gave her two tickets to a cruise and of course Peter gave her something stupid or disgusting. it's so stupid and disgusting this story will not tell you what it is and Brian thought him and Lois were going on the cruise but she took Peter.
When they were at the docks there was one person not happy Stewie he wanted to kill her for not bringing him.
Peter and Lois had lots of fun they got Lois life insurance then they had a fight and Lois disappeared.
The cops suspected Peter a year later.
He was at court and all of a sudden Lois came in the court room she was alive and she said that it was Stewie the whole story was Stewie shot her on the deck of the ship she fell in the water and a merman saved her except he's not what you think a merman would look like he had a fish head and human legs then she went to a camp for fat kids and worked there her job was to make sure the kids would not eat eachother then she got a blow in the head and remembered everything she raced to Quahog as fast as she could at the end of the story.
Stewie was gone he escaped then he took control of the earth and became the president of the world then Lois came to kill him he tryed to kill her, but Peter came in and shot Stewie the baby was dead the jacked up part of this is it was a simulation that stewie used to see what would happen if he killed her. THE END